I am Fool
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One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding
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Shout out to the Tall, Fat, Wide, and deep voiced trans women who get disregarded and discarded because we can’t and won’t fit into a Shitty, Little Gender Box For Your Pleasure
Okay, this was a good one
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that tiktok that’s like “name a single hobby of yours outside of media consumption” she got em a bit why lie
friends in my phone: what are your favorite hobbies that aren’t media consumption?
i love to bake (particularly breads) and i run and hike a lot :) i also! sing and write on occasion
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chimp-prolly-not-typing-hamlet:
So at a party it is socially acceptable to just silently join a circle of people talking and contribute to the conversation when you feel like it as if you already know everyone in the circle, btw.
If you want to know people’s names at some point saying “Sorry, did I catch your name?” or “Sorry, what was your name again?” like you’ve briefly been introduced before is a good move.
Conversation openers for starting a conversation with a random person next to you:
- What’s the punch taste like?
- What are you drinking?
- How do you know the host?
- Hey, nice shoes!
- Did you bring this drink/food/decoration/etc.?
- Hey, what’s your costume?
- Are you from (place where a lot of people at the party work or are from)?
- Hi! Did you come with (mutual friend)?
Fr? On god? Just like that?
Yeah, just act like you’ve been there the whole time.
I have social anxiety and discovered this by trial and error despite my fears. I took on this burden for all of you so you don’t have to. Trust me. Just stand in the gap in the circle. It’s waiting for you. It’s an event where people are expecting to meet other people. It’s not creepy or weird. They’re there to talk to strangers and friends alike. Just step into the circle.
Also if it’s sufficiently late and everyone is already drunk you can just start a conversation with whatever and most people won’t care a thing.
What is the meaning of life? What’s you favourite dinosaur? Were you born naturally or through a c-section? Would you rather have hair for teeth or teeth for hair? Should the properties an object has in common with other objects, such as color and shape, be considered to exist beyond those objects? And if a property exists separately from objects, what is the nature of that existence?
The possibilities are endless and most people even if those kinds of talks are not their thing will either laugh it of or think you were drunk. But I can gurantee you that none of those people slurring their words and stumbling upon their legs will think you’re weirder compared to them at that point
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The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness
any other diagnoses you’d like to share?
Autism
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disgruntled-foreign-patriarch:
Hence the invention of the Porch
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holding my own face in my own hands and screaming “there is no connection without an open heart! you must be brave! you must be honest! you must be true!” in the mirror
Ok but hear me out…
What if I’m scared?
do it scared
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nelkenbabe-deactivated20211107:
“i would die for you” this, “i’d walk through fire for you that”
what about “i’d live for you” romances? what about “i never thought i’d be worth the work it would take to piece myself together”?
what about “i don’t believe i’m worth it, but for you i’ll try”
Also, my personal favorite “I accepted that I was doomed long ago, but finding you makes me want to live again”
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ive watched this video 5 times in the last two days and it always makes me laugh til i get a headache & i wanted it on my blog but didnt find it anywhere so guess i gotta do it myself
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I’ve been thinking about this daily since it crossed my dash
little mans is 100% correct.
I’m gonna put I AM BRAVE OF THIS MEETING on my cubicle wall at work and never explain it.
I smell good
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can’t believe I nearly forgot to share this
